a Day Full Of Laughter

Me and my little family had an amazing day. We got up and moved pretty slow this morning but eventually made it to the Nuremberg zoo. When we got there the parking was crazy. We saw an open space and pulled in only realizing it wasnt really a parking spot. It was a German trick. LOL. So we go to back out of the spot, and the car behind us zooms past and takes the spot 4 spots down. Grrrrrrr. We couldnt believe the assholes who were driving that van. We got our tickets, although it was a challenge "talking" to the German kasse (cashier). The first exhibit was kangaroos. There was a little bitty Joey. After that exhibit we went and saw some little baby monkeys, and then were off to the Giraffes. We were watching them and one starts to pee. That was funny in and of its self, but then another giraffe leans in and drinks the pee like it was a water fountain! We were laughing so hard. We all agreed that seeing that was worth the drive, and parking frustration. We decided to sit down and eat some icecream and drink a coke in front of the horses. We were just sitting there and we see one horse lean in and start licking another horse genitals! So we were cracking up once again! Not only were the animals funny but so were the people. We saw a man wearing Capris! Jason called them Manpris! HAHA! The last exhibit we went to were the baboons. We stood and watched them for at least 45 minutes. There were several new babies, and they were very entertaining. There was one pretty dominant male who like to show off his penis. This baboon followed the girls around trying to get a piece the whole time. He only liked the girls who played hard to get though. He had one girl flashing her pink butt in his face and he didnt want any part of it. She walked in front of his face and stuck her finger in her butt to try and get him to notice. LOL. He could care less. After several failed attempts at humping many different girls he gave up and decided to masturbate. There was a baboon totally flashing his weiner, and stroking it. We were laughing so damn hard, and Jason was about to cry. At one point the big male followed a female to the highest point of a tree and mounted her there. To some this would sound perverse I guess, but to us it was just freaking funny. We havent laughed that hard and long in a long time!